Recycling Your Water Bottle is Killing You!
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 by Rich
At least, that’s what Cybele would have you believe. There’s some people who believe this to be true, there’s some who don’t.
To save my life, Cybele bought me this new funky metal water bottle. Have to say that the design is very cool.
I’m not crazy about how you have to suck the top like a teat to get any water out, and the metal frame keeps you from squeezing the water into your mouth. (I was always taught it was tacky to put your mouth on a water bottle.) Also, the metal frame seems to work as an anti-vacuum, sucking the cold out of the water in record time.
(The idea that room-temperature water is somehow better than cold water is a completely crock of shit, IMHO, and no wacked-out, Google Adsense-supported blog is going to convince me otherwise.)
However, I’m a strong believer that husbands who listen to their wives live a longer, happier life.




